sly lies of the fly lines (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} slinkshade) wrote,@ 2008-04-24 21:16:00 |
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| Current mood: |  dirty |
Darling its better down where its wetter.
New York is putting on her best gams for me this spring. I topped out on street performances today.
I was walking to the leather store to pick up some stock for a specialty job we are working on and in one of the little squares in the fashion district was this girl about 12 or so dressed all in pink and stationed in this blinged out purple super-quadriplegic chair. She was bobbleheaded in that way that her little fetus body had no real desire to support her massive head. Someone had put a very professional-looking mic in front of her and as I was walking by I nearly died when she broke into this:
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!
Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street
That bitch was RAKING in the money. I am sure she will cover the med bills for awhile.
I nearly died. I sure as hell coughed up a piece of my soul laughing.
Oh, uh heres a quiz:
My Personality
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| You rarely get angry and it takes a lot to make you angry, however you often resist any cravings or urges that you have, but sometimes you give in. You are an active group participant but usually prefer to let someone else be the group leader. You tend not to express your emotions openly and are sometimes not even aware of your own feelings. You dislike confrontations and are perfectly willing to compromise or to deny your own needs in order to get along with others, however you feel superior to those around you and sometimes tend to be seen as arrogant by other people. You take your time when making decisions and will deliberate on all the possible consequences and alternatives. |
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